Fort Kickass > About Me
$ cat /etc/motd
4 time OSCP exam participant!
Penetration testing, coffee-drinking, packet-slinging, boot-stomping, counter-culture enthusiast just gripping the tail end of Generation X. I love computers, soccer, distilled spirits, and obsessive progression. I aspire to have my very own CVE some day and, when the kids are old enough to mind themselves, will moonlight once again on stage as a rock star.
$ cat $HOME/proof.txt
- GIAC Penetration Tester (GPEN)
- GIAC Web Application Penetration Tester (GWAPT)
- GIAC Certified Incident Handler (GCIH)
- GIAC Python Coder (GPYC)
- GIAC Advisory Board Member
- Certified Scrum Master (PSM I)
- Certified Ethical Hacker (C|EH)
- Expired PMI-ACP (I can probably get it again with small effort)