$ cat /etc/motd

4 time OSCP exam participant!

$ whoami

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Penetration testing, coffee-drinking, packet-slinging, boot-stomping, counter-culture enthusiast just gripping the tail end of Generation X.  I love computers, soccer, distilled spirits, and obsessive progression. I aspire to have my very own CVE some day and, when the kids are old enough to mind themselves, will moonlight once again on stage as a rock star.

$ cat $HOME/proof.txt

• GIAC Penetration Tester (GPEN)
• GIAC Web Application Penetration Tester (GWAPT)
• GIAC Certified Incident Handler (GCIH)
• GIAC Python Coder (GPYC)
• GIAC Advisory Board Member
• Certified Scrum Master (PSM I)
• Security+
• Certified Ethical Hacker (C|EH)
• Expired PMI-ACP (I can probably get it again with small effort)

This page will do your CeWL output very little. Just assume all my credentials are Ninja Turtle-based and you’ll do fine.