Head shot from 2018

$ cat /etc/motd

5 time OSCP exam participant!

$ whoami

Penetration testing, coffee-drinking, counter-culture enthusiast. I love computers, soccer, obsessive progression, and progressive obsessions. I aspire to have my very own CVE some day and, when the kids are old enough to mind themselves, will moonlight once again on stage as a rock star 🎸.

$ cat ~/proof.txt

  • GIAC Penetration Tester (GPEN)
  • GIAC Web Application Penetration Tester (GWAPT)
  • GIAC Certified Incident Handler (GCIH)
  • GIAC Python Coder (GPYC)
  • GIAC Advisory Board Member
  • Certified Scrum Master (PSM I)
  • Security+
  • Certified Ethical Hacker (C|EH)
  • Expired PMI-ACP